Comic Index

I copied this directly from AverageJoe's post on the GiTP forums. Once you've got the html done for links edit it in to the bottom of this page under the "Index" header. Leave it in raw html, obviously.

AverageJoe's Post


Alright, if people want to help with making a proper index for the website, here's the format we've decided on for each reference:

<span style="color: [“blue” if it’s a BH command, “seagreen” if it’s MG, and “cyan” if it’s SM, black otherwise];"><p style="text-align: left;">[strip number (counting the number of posts)]&gt; <strong><a title="[Title of the page, minus the “>”]" href="?p=[reference number of the page (the numbers at the end of the page’s URL)]"><span style="color: [same color as for the first one];">[title of the page, minus the “>”]</span></a></strong></p></span>

So an example would be:

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">4&gt; <strong><a title="Gender: Female Class: Spy" href="?p=217">Gender: Female Class: Spy</a></strong></p></span>

And, when posted, that should show up as:

4> Gender: Female Class: Spy

Note that the ==>’s should be written “==&gt;” so as not to mess up the html.

They should be numbered with the lower numbers on the top, so:
1> Chapter 1: Its a Generic World After All
2> /Join Game
3> Cheat to unlock the restricted classes
and so on.

This will probably go down easier if more people work on it, so doing this all as a wiki page might be prudent. It can just be deleted when we’re done.

Thanks in advance to anyone who helps. :)

EDIT BY CHARIDAN: Here is the character/color mapping for simplicity.
Black No Character/==>/NPC
Blue BH
Seagreen MG
Sienna SM
Red KB
#b89c00 JH
#e012d6 SD

Apologies that there are no good names for the hex colors there.

Note from averagejoe: There was a formatting mistake in a lot of these. Remember that each time you put down the title, don't include the, ">". I've already accounted for that symbol in the base code. Each &gt; becomes a > when it's posted, which we're doing so the code doesn't confuse > with any of the tags.

Still, thanks a lot for all the help. Correcting that stuff was about 1/100 of the work I would have had to do creating all these myself. Much appreciated.

Double note: I made a goof in the original code. We need an extra color tag if the link itself is to be colored. I made the correct changes to the base code above, and will go through and correct all the current ones.

Edit by reaper with no name:

Caddybear's color is darkslateblue

Comic Index


<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">1&gt; <strong><a title="Chapter 1: Its a Generic World After All" href="?p=65"><span style="color: black;">Chapter 1: Its a Generic World After All</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">2&gt; <strong><a title="/Join Game" href="?p=82"><span style="color: blue;">/Join Game</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">3&gt; <strong><a title="Cheat to unlock the restricted classes" href="?p=196"><span style="color: blue;">Cheat to unlock the restricted classes</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">4&gt; <strong><a title="Gender: Female Class: Spy" href="?p=217"><span style="color: blue;">Gender: Female Class: Spy</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">5&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt" href="?p=228"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">6&gt; <strong><a title="Steal something from MG" href="?p=234"><span style="color: blue;">Steal something from MG</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">7&gt; <strong><a title="Activate stealth and help SM up" href="?p=241"><span style="color: blue;">Ativate stealth and help SM up</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">8&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=254"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">9&gt; <strong><a title="Befriend the ROGUE" href="?p=259"><span style="color: blue;">Befriend the ROGUE</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">10&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=265"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">11&gt; <strong><a title="Quickly retrieve ARMS from POCKET and PICK UP the ROGUE from behind." href="?p=286"><span style="color: blue;">Quickly retrieve ARMS from POCKET and PICK UP the ROGUE from behind.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">12&gt; <strong><a title="Think of a suave one-liner to use, then activate STEALTH and help SM up. Again." href="?p=294"><span style="color: blue;">Think of a suave one-liner to use, then activate STEALTH and help SM up. Again.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">13&gt; <strong><a title="Craft SHODDY DISGUISE." href="?p=302"><span style="color: blue;">Craft SHODDY DISGUISE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">14&gt; <strong><a title="Stand on STRANGE MARKINGS" href="?p=307"><span style="color: blue;">Stand on STRANGE MARKINGS</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">15&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=317"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">16&gt; <strong><a title="Commune with MOM" href="?p=331"><span style="color: blue;">Commune with MOM</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">17&gt; <strong><a title="Pick up your knife and go through the NORTH exit in a ROGUE-ish way." href="?p=339"><span style="color: blue;">Pick up your knife and go through the NORTH exit in a ROGUE-ish way.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">18&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=345"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">19&gt; <strong><a title="Open GENRE GRID and switch to ACTION AGENT." href="?p=358"><span style="color: blue;">Open GENRE GRID and switch to ACTION AGENT.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">20&gt; <strong><a title="Connect the COG from the SHODDY DISGUISE to the GEAR." href="?p=364"><span style="color: blue;">Connect the COG from the SHODDY DISGUISE to the GEAR.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">21&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=370"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">22&gt; <strong><a title="STEALTH and PICK UP the ROGUE from behind." href="?p=382"><span style="color: blue;">STEALTH and PICK UP the ROGUE from behind.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">23&gt; <strong><a title="Pretend to sweep at its leg, backflip over it, sweep it’s legs from behind, and then when it attempts a counterattack, grab it by the wrecking arm, and attempt an overhead throw." href="?p=394"><span style="color: blue;">Pretend to sweep at its leg, backflip over it, sweep it’s legs from behind, and then when it attempts a counterattack, grab it by the wrecking arm, and attempt an overhead throw.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">24&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=399"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">25&gt; <strong><a title="Return to SUAVE SPY genre and investigate MYSTERIOUS MACHINE." href="?p=407"><span style="color: blue;">Return to SUAVE SPY genre and investigate MYSTERIOUS MACHINE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">26&gt; <strong><a title="Scout around with your AWESOME SPY POWERS, then order a MARTINI on the way out, blow up some DUDES and then SKI off a CLIFF, into a HELICOPTER, SHAKING HANDS with our GOOD PAL MOORE and maybe leaving some ROGUES behind for MG to clean up when she tries to catch up." href="?p=415"><span style="color: blue;">Scout around with your AWESOME SPY POWERS, then order a MARTINI on the way out, blow up some DUDES and then SKI off a CLIFF, into a HELICOPTER, SHAKING HANDS with our GOOD PAL MOORE and maybe leaving some ROGUES behind for MG to clean up when she tries to catch up.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">27&gt; <strong><a title="Break off ARMS of BOXER ROGUE and DUAL WIELD them as MACES." href="?p=422"><span style="color: blue;">Break off ARMS of BOXER ROGUE and DUAL WIELD them as MACES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">28&gt; <strong><a title="Sneak around as a SUAVE SPY, scouting out your MECHANOFORTRESS." href="?p=428"><span style="color: blue;">Sneak around as a SUAVE SPY, scouting out your MECHANOFORTRESS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">29&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=433"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">30&gt; <strong><a title="Move between the two GUN ROGUES…" href="?p=439"><span style="color: blue;">Move between the two GUN ROGUES…</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">31&gt; <strong><a title="…Switch to ACTION AGENT and immediately drop to the ground as soon as you become visible so that they hit eachother…" href="?p=445"><span style="color: blue;">…Switch to ACTION AGENT and immediately drop to the ground as soon as you become visible so that they hit eachother…</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">32&gt; <strong><a title="…Then immediately pull out your gun and shoot the BOXER ROGUE…" href="?p=452"><span style="color: blue;">…Then immediately pull out your gun and shoot the BOXER ROGUE…</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">33&gt; <strong><a title="…before finishing up by looking at the corpses of the two GUN ROGUES and mentioning that you hate to get in between friends." href="?p=458"><span style="color: blue;">…before finishing up by looking at the corpses of the two GUN ROGUES and mentioning that you hate to get in between friends.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">34&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=463"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">35&gt; <strong><a title="Mumble a quick prayer to IAN FLEMMING and jump down the hole." href="?p=470"><span style="color: blue;">Mumble a quick prayer to IAN FLEMMING and jump down the hole.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">36&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=475"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">37&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=481"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">38&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=487"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">39&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=494"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">40&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Backstab ROGUE 1, shoot ROGUE 2, say “I felt like using a back to the basics approach”." href="?p=500"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Backstab ROGUE 1, shoot ROGUE 2, say “I felt like using a back to the basics approach”.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">41&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Rise to your feet using Whirlwind Updraft Maneuver, slicing all incoming bullets in half." href="?p=506"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Rise to your feet using Whirlwind Updraft Maneuver, slicing all incoming bullets in half.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">42&gt; <strong><a title="Continue with the previous maneuver." href="?p=512"><span style="color: blue;">Continue with the previous maneuver.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">43&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Stand up into a roll across the floor, cutting down the nearest GUN ROGUE to the south." href="?p=518"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Stand up into a roll across the floor, cutting down the nearest GUN ROGUE to the south.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">44&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Quip: Well, they say the first cut is always the deepest!" href="?p=524"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Quip: Well, they say the first cut is always the deepest!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">45&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Take the half-full UNKNOWN BAR, then proceed to beat the ROGUES with it for MASSIVE DAMAGE." href="?p=538"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Take the half-full UNKNOWN BAR, then proceed to beat the ROGUES with it for MASSIVE DAMAGE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">46&gt; <strong><a title="BH: STEALTH SPRINT up to ROGUE currently distracted by SM and attempt to take it hostage" href="?p=548"><span style="color: blue;">BH: STEALTH SPRINT up to ROGUE currently distracted by SM and attempt to take it hostage</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">47&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Triple-Wield bar in mouth with other two swords in hands like that bad-ass from One Piece." href="?p=555"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Triple-Wield bar in mouth with other two swords in hands like that bad-ass from One Piece.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">48&gt; <strong><a title="Give ‘it’ to the fat one. Lament over nobody seeing how awesome you were, and how you won’t gain any ACTION from it." href="?p=567"><span style="color: blue;">Give ‘it’ to the fat one. Lament over nobody seeing how awesome you were, and how you won’t gain any ACTION from it.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">49&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Flip out and start slicing up ROGUES." href="?p=580"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Flip out and start slicing up ROGUES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">50&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Be sure the ROGUE you shot is dead, and begin collecting parts from the fallen ROGUES." href="?p=588"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Be sure the ROGUE you shot is dead, and begin collecting parts from the fallen ROGUES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">51&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Retrieve sword from ROGUE, kick it into pit. Resist the urge to mention SPARTA." href="?p=597"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Retrieve sword from ROGUE, kick it into pit. Resist the urge to mention SPARTA.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">52&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Oh crap. Um… flip the BOXER ROGUE over your shoulder into the pit, ripping its arm off as you do so." href="?p=606"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Oh crap. Um… flip the BOXER ROGUE over your shoulder into the pit, ripping its arm off as you do so.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">53&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=612"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">54&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=620"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">55&gt; <strong><a title="Loot Distribution!" href="?p=626"><span style="color: blue;">Loot Distribution!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">56&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Craft Cunning DISGUISE" href="?p=634"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Craft Cunning DISGUISE</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">57&gt; <strong><a title="SM: See about those TWIRLS IN REALITY and the STRANGE PIXELATED SPOT" href="?p=640"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: See about those TWIRLS IN REALITY and the STRANGE PIXELATED SPOT</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">58&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Place the CALIBRATING CLAYMORE back in it’s rightful place. Equip RHINO HELMET for the JUGG. boost. Equip the SCIMITAR (Distorted)." href="?p=648"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Place the CALIBRATING CLAYMORE back in it’s rightful place. Equip RHINO HELMET for the JUGG. boost. Equip the SCIMITAR (Distorted).</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">59&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Use LADDER to descend to NEXT ROOM." href="?p=653"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Use LADDER to descend to NEXT ROOM.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">60&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Despite your DISAPPOINTMENT with your INABILITY to use your PHAT LEWT, follow BH down LADDER. BH: Attempt Scrutiny of SURROUNDINGS to penetrate OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS" href="?p=664"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Despite your DISAPPOINTMENT with your INABILITY to use your PHAT LEWT, follow BH down LADDER. BH: Attempt Scrutiny of SURROUNDINGS to penetrate OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">61&gt; <strong><a title="Attempt to combine SODA with your FOOT. Play KICK-THE-CAN." href="?p=674"><span style="color: blue;">Attempt to combine SODA with your FOOT. Play KICK-THE-CAN.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">62&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Read note." href="?p=682"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Read note.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">63&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Drink some delicious SODA CAN JUICE" href="?p=693"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Drink some delicious SODA CAN JUICE</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">64&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Peep in hole in wall" href="?p=700"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Peep in hole in wall</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">65&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Switch GENRE GRID to ACTION AGENT. Shoot at EYES through JOLLY-ROGER-SHAPED HOLE. Proclaim loudly “Fire in the Hole!”" href="?p=706"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Switch GENRE GRID to ACTION AGENT. Shoot at EYES through JOLLY-ROGER-SHAPED HOLE. Proclaim loudly “Fire in the Hole!”</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">66&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Drink a soda can juice." href="?p=712"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Drink a soda can juice.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">67&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Find the soda can marked “Grenade” and throw it through the hole." href="?p=717"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Find the soda can marked “Grenade” and throw it through the hole.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">68&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=724"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">69&gt; <strong><a title="BH: STEALTH STEALTH OH GOD STEALTH" href="?p=729"><span style="color: blue;">BH: STEALTH STEALTH OH GOD STEALTH</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">70&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Throw your sword. It always works on the TV…." href="?p=737"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Throw your sword. It always works on the TV….</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">71&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Assume EMANCIPATED EARWIG STANCE, holding your CALIBRATING CLAYMORE at the ready." href="?p=743"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Assume EMANCIPATED EARWIG STANCE, holding your CALIBRATING CLAYMORE at the ready.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">72&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=749"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">73&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Back away slowly as fast as your legs can carry you." href="?p=755"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Back away <del>slowly</del> as fast as your legs can carry you.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">74&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Roll undistorted POWDER BARREL down the hall." href="?p=769"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Roll undistorted POWDER BARREL down the hall.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">75&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Ask BOSS ROGUE how IT felt when MOM did not show up to ITS HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION." href="?p=784"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Ask BOSS ROGUE how IT felt when MOM did not show up to ITS HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">76&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=793"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">77&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=811"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">78&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Use the SMOKE behind you as a DISTRACTION and roll backwards into it." href="?p=817"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Use the SMOKE behind you as a DISTRACTION and roll backwards into it.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">79&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=829"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">80&gt; <strong><a title="BOTH: Try to DISTORT the BOSS ROGUE." href="?p=836"><span style="color: black;">BOTH: Try to DISTORT the BOSS ROGUE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">81&gt; <strong><a title="GENGAME: Flip the fuck out." href="?p=844"><span style="color: black;">GENGAME: Flip the fuck out.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">82&gt; <strong><a title="Be the other girl." href="?p=851"><span style="color: black;">Be the other girl.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">83&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Quickly retrieve arms from desk." href="?p=892"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Quickly retrieve arms from desk.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">84&gt; <strong><a title="Who are you introducing yourself to? This is ridiculous. Promptly abscond to the kitchen to drown your sorrows in scones." href="?p=900"><span style="color: seagreen;">Who are you introducing yourself to? This is ridiculous. Promptly abscond to the kitchen to drown your sorrows in scones.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">85&gt; <strong><a title="Heartily consume SCONE whilst browsing the internet for PERTINENT NEWS." href="?p=907"><span style="color: seagreen;">Heartily consume SCONE whilst browsing the internet for PERTINENT NEWS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">86&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=914"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">87&gt; <strong><a title="Attempt to contact the other girls and establish if they are still playing or have been booted out as well." href="?p=921"><span style="color: seagreen;">Attempt to contact the other girls and establish if they are still playing or have been booted out as well.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">88&gt; <strong><a title="Manage to fiddle with your router by doing nothing more than clicking your fingers… then finish plate of scones whilst waiting." href="?p=931"><span style="color: seagreen;">Manage to fiddle with your router by doing nothing more than clicking your fingers… then finish plate of scones whilst waiting.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">89&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=936"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">90&gt; <strong><a title="With a dramatic sigh, go and do the job with the router yourself, muttering that you can’t get the help these days…" href="?p=941"><span style="color: seagreen;">With a dramatic sigh, go and do the job with the router yourself, muttering that you can’t get the help these days…</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">91&gt; <strong><a title="Destroy a PRETENTIOUS DECORATION, just to get a NINJA MAIDEN close enough that you can have a word with them." href="?p=953"><span style="color: seagreen;">Destroy a PRETENTIOUS DECORATION, just to get a NINJA MAIDEN close enough that you can have a word with them.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">92&gt; <strong><a title="Discern decoration’s TRUE NAME by examining PLAQUE." href="?p=958"><span style="color: seagreen;">Discern decoration’s TRUE NAME by examining PLAQUE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">93&gt; <strong><a title="RECORD the NINJA MAIDENS into your DIGITIZING LOG. That newb SPY player could learn a thing or two from them." href="?p=975"><span style="color: seagreen;">RECORD the NINJA MAIDENS into your DIGITIZING LOG. That newb SPY player could learn a thing or two from them.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">94&gt; <strong><a title="Go into basement. Be careful of stairs." href="?p=980"><span style="color: seagreen;">Go into basement. Be careful of stairs.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">95&gt; <strong><a title="Painstakingly lift the boxes one by one into piles so you can form a path to the ROUTER." href="?p=988"><span style="color: seagreen;">Painstakingly lift the boxes one by one into piles so you can form a path to the ROUTER.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">96&gt; <strong><a title="Just climb over the PRETENTIOUS BOXES of PRETENTIOUS ARTWORK." href="?p=993"><span style="color: seagreen;">Just climb over the PRETENTIOUS BOXES of PRETENTIOUS ARTWORK.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">97&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=998"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">98&gt; <strong><a title="Peer behind the WALL behind you to make sure you’re not currently in the APERTURE SCIENCE LABORATORIES." href="?p=1003"><span style="color: seagreen;">Peer behind the WALL behind you to make sure you’re not currently in the APERTURE SCIENCE LABORATORIES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">99&gt; <strong><a title="Hack directly into Router, connect with alien life." href="?p=1010"><span style="color: seagreen;">Hack directly into Router, connect with alien life.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">100&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1138"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">101&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1147"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">102&gt; <strong><a title="Browse through INVENTORS INVENTORY to see how many CLOCKWORK MINIONS you can build to help you out." href="?p=1153"><span style="color: seagreen;">Browse through INVENTORS INVENTORY to see how many CLOCKWORK MINIONS you can build to help you out.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">103&gt; <strong><a title="Decide you NEED A DISPENSER HERE." href="?p=1158"><span style="color: seagreen;">Decide you NEED A DISPENSER HERE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">104&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Squeal with glee as you notice the DISPENSER is mobile, then nip downstairs, towards the plentiful ROGUE CORPSES your allies left behind. Dub it your LOOT ROOM and get to LOOTING." href="?p=1163"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Squeal with glee as you notice the DISPENSER is mobile, then nip downstairs, towards the plentiful ROGUE CORPSES your allies left behind. Dub it your LOOT ROOM and get to LOOTING.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">105&gt; <strong><a title="Loot everything lootable." href="?p=1169"><span style="color: seagreen;">Loot everything lootable.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">106&gt; <strong><a title="Check in game data on the MOST RECENT PATCH." href="?p=1175"><span style="color: seagreen;">Check in game data on the MOST RECENT PATCH.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">107&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1180"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">108&gt; <strong><a title="Build a stinking gun already." href="?p=1185"><span style="color: seagreen;">Build a stinking gun already.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">109&gt; <strong><a title="Utterly pwn the BOSS ROGUE." href="?p=1191"><span style="color: seagreen;"> Utterly pwn the BOSS ROGUE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">110&gt; <strong><a title="OTHER SLACKERS: Come in and steal the kill." href="?p=1200"><span style="color: black;">OTHER SLACKERS: Come in and steal the kill.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">111&gt; <strong><a title="Rocket: Contemplate your place in the world." href="?p=1205"><span style="color: black;">Rocket: Contemplate your place in the world.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">112&gt; <strong><a title="MG: DUCK for COVER." href="?p=1212"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: DUCK for COVER.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">113&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Locate STAGE ZERO." href="?p=1217"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Locate STAGE ZERO.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">114&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1223"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">115&gt; <strong><a title="Rocket: Contemplate your place in the world." href="?p=1229"><span style="color: black;">Rocket: Contemplate your place in the world.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">116&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Enjoy a nice glass of LEMONADE." href="?p=1236"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Enjoy a nice glass of LEMONADE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">117&gt; <strong><a title="Collect SCRAP METAL from the ROGUES." href="?p=1243"><span style="color: seagreen;">Collect SCRAP METAL from the ROGUES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">118&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1248"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">119&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1253"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">120&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Check the LORE and BACKSTORY for this game." href="?p=1258"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Check the LORE and BACKSTORY for this game.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">121&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Charge those newbies outside and show them how a REAL PRO fights!" href="?p=1263"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Charge those newbies outside and show them how a REAL PRO fights!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">122&gt; <strong><a title="Rocket: Contemplate." href="?p=1269"><span style="color: black;">Rocket: Contemplate.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #b89c00;"><p style="text-align: left;">123&gt; <strong><a title="JH: Enter the building." href="?p=1276"><span style="color: #b89c00;">JH: Enter the building.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">124&gt; <strong><a title="Rocket: Contemplate." href="?p=1283"><span style="color: black;">Rocket: Contemplate.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">125&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1288"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">126&gt; <strong><a title="ROCKET: Fondly regard crustaceans." href="?p=1293"><span style="color: black;">ROCKET: Fondly regard crustaceans.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">127&gt; <strong><a title="SM: recall recent past." href="?p=1300"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: recall recent past.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #b89c00;"><p style="text-align: left;">128&gt; <strong><a title="JH: Enough games. Time to lay down some RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE!" href="?p=1304"><span style="color: #b89c00;">JH: Enough games. Time to lay down some RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">129&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Set up your DISPENSER." href="?p=1310"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Set up your DISPENSER.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">130&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Rush in and begin BLADE BLINDING attacks." href="?p=1315"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Rush in and begin BLADE BLINDING attacks.</span>
</a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">131&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Gain a point of SUAVE for that sneaky ambush. Maneuver into Backstabbing Position." href="?p=1320"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Gain a point of SUAVE for that sneaky ambush. Maneuver into Backstabbing Position.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #b89c00;"><p style="text-align: left;">132&gt; <strong><a title="JH: SUMMON a LESSER ANGEL." href="?p=1326"><span style="color: #b89c00;">JH: SUMMON a LESSER ANGEL.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">133&gt; <strong><a title="MG: BUILD a CLOCKWORK MINION to help you out." href="?p=1331"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: BUILD a CLOCKWORK MINION to help you out.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">134&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Instead of PICKING UP or STEALING MONIES, try a HEY YOU HAYMAKER. With witty line, of course." href="?p=1337"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Instead of PICKING UP or STEALING MONIES, try a HEY YOU HAYMAKER. With witty line, of course.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">135&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Attempt to wipe away a piece of the CIRCLE with your FOOT to disrupt the BILINEAR BULWARK." href="?p=1346"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Attempt to wipe away a piece of the CIRCLE with your FOOT to disrupt the BILINEAR BULWARK.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #b89c00;"><p style="text-align: left;">136&gt; <strong><a title="JH: Ignore this order; just do your own thing." href="?p=1351"><span style="color: #b89c00;">JH: Ignore this order; just do your own thing.</span>
</a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">137&gt; <strong><a title="CC#001: Sacrifice yourself heroically by walking into the FORCE FIELD and activating the FORCE FIELD FEEDBACK to cause the FORCE FIELD to collapse and/or explode." href="?p=1356"><span style="color: black;">CC#001: Sacrifice yourself heroically by walking into the FORCE FIELD and activating the FORCE FIELD FEEDBACK to cause the FORCE FIELD to collapse and/or explode.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">138&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Break out the biggest and heaviest WEAPON you have and continuously attempt to attack JH." href="?p=1362"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Break out the biggest and heaviest WEAPON you have and continuously attempt to attack JH.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #b89c00;"><p style="text-align: left;">139&gt; <strong><a title="JH: Continue ignoring this order. Continue doing your own thing." href="?p=1367"><span style="color: #b89c00;">JH: Continue ignoring this order. Continue doing your own thing.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">140&gt; <strong><a title="BH: NINJA SKILLS!" href="?p=1372"><span style="color: blue;">BH: NINJA SKILLS!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">141&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Commence flying jump kick directly into pit." href="?p=1378"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Commence flying jump kick directly into pit.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">142&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1384"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">143&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1391"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #00ffff;"><p style="text-align: left;">144&gt; <a title="THE FLYING KICK RUSE WAS A……….. DISTRACTION" href="?p=1399"><span style="color: #00ffff;"><font face="Comic Sans MS">THE FLYING KICK RUSE <p>WAS A………..</p> </font><font size="+2"><p><b>DISTACTION</b></p></font></span></a></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">145&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Give CC#001 a shiny new weapon." href="?p=1419"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Give CC#001 a shiny new weapon.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">146&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Fall into the endless void that is level zero." href="?p=1426"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Fall into the endless void that is level zero.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">147&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Continue being awesome." href="?p=1432"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Continue being awesome.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">148&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Build more CLOCKWORK MINIONS to level up your CONSTRUCTION skill and give CC#001 some new PLAYMATES." href="?p=1437"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Build more CLOCKWORK MINIONS to level up your CONSTRUCTION skill and give CC#001 some new PLAYMATES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">149&gt; <strong><a title="CC#001: Chase a butterfly and be a cute little death machine." href="?p=1441"><span style="color: black;">CC#001: Chase a butterfly and be a cute little death machine.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">150&gt; <strong><a title="CC#001: Adorably rub yourself against SM’s leg." href="?p=1456"><span style="color: black;">CC#001: Adorably rub yourself against SM’s leg.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">151&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Examine surroundings." href="?p=1461"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Examine surroundings.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">152&gt; <strong><a title="Castle Bane: Keep being menacing and ominious." href="?p=1466"><span style="color: black;">Castle Bane: Keep being menacing and ominious.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">153&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Take stock of your situation." href="?p=1473"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Take stock of your situation.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">154&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1474"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">155&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Change into SUAVE SPY mode and STEALTH." href="?p=1484"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Change into SUAVE SPY mode and STEALTH.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">156&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1489"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">157&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Let’s see what’s behind Door Number Three, Monty!" href="?p=1494"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Let’s see what’s behind Door Number Three, Monty!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">158&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Peek inside midget little person dwarf door." href="?p=1500"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Peek inside <del>midget</del> <del>little person</del> dwarf door.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">159&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Examine scribblings on the wall." href="?p=1506"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Examine scribblings on the wall.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">160&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Push the button." href="?p=1511"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Push the button.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">161&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Wear the PORCELAIN VASE as a hat. Then rotate the button five notches and press the knob." href="?p=1520"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Wear the PORCELAIN VASE as a hat. Then rotate the button five notches and press the knob.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">162&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Turn that button the other way ’til it don’t turn no more. The click the knob." href="?p=1526"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Turn that button the other way ’til it don’t turn no more. The click the knob.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">163&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Turn that button the other way ’til it your wrist gets tired. Then click the knob." href="?p=1533"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Turn that button the other way ’til it your wrist gets tired. Then click the knob.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">164&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Get so frustrated that you EAT your HAT." href="?p=1540"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Get so frustrated that you EAT your HAT.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">165&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Turn the knob the other way with your OTHER HAND then PUSH the button. Place resulting VASE into your INVENTORY." href="?p=1545"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Turn the knob the other way with your OTHER HAND then PUSH the button. Place resulting VASE into your INVENTORY.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">166&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Go back through the dwarf stature challenged door." href="?p=1551"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Go back through the <del>dwarf</del> stature challenged door.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">167&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Go into the room across the hall, there may be something we can fiddle with…" href="?p=1557"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Go into the room across the hall, there may be something we can fiddle with…</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">168&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Investigate MEGAMECH 273." href="?p=1562"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Investigate MEGAMECH 273.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">169&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Suavely INTRODUCE SELF to MEGAMECH." href="?p=1568"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Suavely INTRODUCE SELF to MEGAMECH.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">170&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Climb on top of the MegaMech, look inside the little hut up there." href="?p=1574"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Climb on top of the MegaMech, look inside the little hut up there.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">171&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1580"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">172&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Have a deep internal revelation." href="?p=1586"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Have a deep internal revelation.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">173&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Go back to the Shrinking room, shrink yourself even more, come back here, walk into hut and touch Monolith while humming that song from 2001: A Space oddity." href="?p=1591"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Go back to the Shrinking room, shrink yourself even more, come back here, walk into hut and touch Monolith while humming that song from 2001: A Space oddity.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">174&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1597"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">175&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1605"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">176&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Climb up on the OLDE-TYMEY TERMINALLE to see what it says." href="?p=1610"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Climb up on the OLDE-TYMEY TERMINALLE to see what it says.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">177&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Take out BLACKORB BUG#1 with a knife to the back, eliminate BLACKORB BUG#2 with a shot from your SILENCED PISTOL." href="?p=1617"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Take out BLACKORB BUG#1 with a knife to the back, eliminate BLACKORB BUG#2 with a shot from your SILENCED PISTOL.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">178&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Steady your aim, then DOUBLE TAP BLACKORB BUG #3. Make a quip about not being able to outsmart boolet." href="?p=1623"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Steady your aim, then DOUBLE TAP BLACKORB BUG #3. Make a quip about not being able to outsmart boolet.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">179&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Adjust VIEW to overcome OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS." href="?p=1628"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Adjust VIEW to overcome OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">180&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Level up for vanquishing foes and gaining the final experience point required." href="?p=1634"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Level up for vanquishing foes and gaining the final experience point required.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">181&gt; <strong><a title="BH: STEALTH and then sneak up on BLACKORB BUG #5. PICK him UP and THROW him towards BLACKORB BUG #4, throw your KNIFE while still STEALTHED to pin one or both of them to the wall." href="?p=1639"><span style="color: blue;">BH: STEALTH and then sneak up on BLACKORB BUG #5. PICK him UP and THROW him towards BLACKORB BUG #4, throw your KNIFE while still STEALTHED to pin one or both of them to the wall.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">182&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1644"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">183&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1649"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">184&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Stop murdering. They’re not attacking, so it’s quite possible they’re non-hostile, and perhaps even beneficial. Still, craft disguise from dead corpse. No sense letting the already dead go to waste." href="?p=1656"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Stop murdering. They’re not attacking, so it’s quite possible they’re non-hostile, and perhaps even beneficial. Still, craft disguise from dead corpse. No sense letting the already dead go to waste.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">185&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Try to contact MOM from inside LEVEL ZERO." href="?p=1667"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Try to contact MOM from inside LEVEL ZERO.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">186&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Continue murder until next level is achieved." href="?p=1675"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Continue murder until next level is achieved.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">187&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Continue murder until next level is achieved, dummy." href="?p=1682"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Continue murder <em>until next level is achieved</em>, dummy.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">188&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=1689"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">189&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Check Genre Grid." href="?p=1696"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Check Genre Grid.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">190&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Switch to Inept Informant." href="?p=1699"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Switch to Inept Informant.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">191&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Change your tie’s colour. It needs to be blue." href="?p=1704"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Change your tie’s colour. It needs to be blue.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">192&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Come on, you know you’re not gonna get any more advanced genres unless you use the one you’ve got." href="?p=2052"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Come on, you know you’re not gonna get any more advanced genres unless you use the one you’ve got.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">193&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Stop messing around with your damn Genre Grid, unless you’re switching genres. Re-establish current position and situation." href="?p=2060"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Stop messing around with your damn Genre Grid, unless you’re switching genres. Re-establish current position and situation.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">194&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2068"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">195&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2076"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">196&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Look again." href="?p=2082"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Look again.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">197&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2089"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">198&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Stop being so tense; continue mass genocide to calm yourself down. Maybe switch to ACTION AGENT while you have your GENRE GRID open while you’re at it." href="?p=2096"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Stop being so tense; continue mass genocide to calm yourself down. Maybe switch to ACTION AGENT while you have your GENRE GRID open while you’re at it.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">199&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Offscreen blindness TO THE MAX. EXTREME OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS CHECKING. You are going to be SO AWARE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY." href="?p=2104"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Offscreen blindness TO THE MAX. EXTREME OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS CHECKING. You are going to be SO AWARE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">200&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Realize how awesome having a working grappling hook makes you." href="?p=2109"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Realize how awesome having a working grappling hook makes you.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">201&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Move to the front of terminal." href="?p=2116"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Move to the front of terminal.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">202&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Examine Screen." href="?p=2124"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Examine Screen.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">203&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Fill in the HARROWING HARRASSER’s name field with your own." href="?p=2130"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Fill in the HARROWING HARRASSER’s name field with your own.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">204&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2135"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">205&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Resize, come back, and insert MGs name." href="?p=2141"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Resize, come back, and insert MGs name.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">206&gt; <strong><a title="BH: What are the options under Spawn? If possible, spawn something that looks like it would be easy to kill but give a lot of XP anyway." href="?p=2149"><span style="color: blue;">BH: What are the options under Spawn? If possible, spawn something that looks like it would be easy to kill but give a lot of XP anyway.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">207&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2159"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">208&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Spawn more." href="?p=2165"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Spawn more.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">209&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Type in SM’s name and see what she is up to." href="?p=2176"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Type in SM’s name and see what she is up to.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">210&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Check Guides for how this can happen." href="?p=2171"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Check Guides for how this can happen.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">211&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2183"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">212&gt; <strong><a title="SM: BLADESTORM!!!" href="?p=2190"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: BLADESTORM!!!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">213&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2196"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">214&gt; <strong><a title="SM: BLLLAAAAAAAADESSSSSTOOOOORMMMM!!!!!!" href="?p=2201"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: BLLLAAAAAAAADESSSSSTOOOOORMMMM!!!!!!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">215&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Look out behind you! It’s a tarp!" href="?p=2209"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Look out behind you! It’s a tarp!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">216&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2215"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">217&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Gain wicked crazy amounts of XP." href="?p=2223"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Gain wicked crazy amounts of XP.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">218&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Turn on LIGHTS." href="?p=2231"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Turn on LIGHTS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">219&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Well then, deliver said SACRED FLAME to said TEMPLE for said BEARCOLYTES." href="?p=2241"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Well then, deliver said SACRED FLAME to said TEMPLE for said BEARCOLYTES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">220&gt; <strong><a title="Darkness: Elaborate on what happened in that 10 minute walk over to the TEMPLE." href="?p=2248"><span style="color: black;">Darkness: Elaborate on what happened in that 10 minute walk over to the TEMPLE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">221&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Enter the TEMPLE to deliver the SACRED FIRE but don’t step on those NOT-SO-MENACING EYES in front of you. Really, don’t." href="?p=2280"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Enter the TEMPLE to deliver the SACRED FIRE but don’t step on those NOT-SO-MENACING EYES in front of you. Really, don’t.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">222&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Take UNLIT SACRED FLAME SWORD and combine it with the SACRED FLAME to make the SACRED SWORD OF THE BEARCOLYTES." href="?p=2285"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Take UNLIT SACRED FLAME SWORD and combine it with the SACRED FLAME to make the SACRED SWORD OF THE BEARCOLYTES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">223&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Pick up the UNLIT SACRED FLAME SWORD if the notes don’t say anything that says not to. Fling the remaining SHADOWBEAR in a random direction, then go through the door that it lands nearest to. Oh, and stab it until it dies on the way there." href="?p=2293"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Pick up the UNLIT SACRED FLAME SWORD if the notes don’t say anything that says not to. Fling the remaining SHADOWBEAR in a random direction, then go through the door that it lands nearest to. Oh, and stab it until it dies on the way there.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">224&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2298"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">225&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Put down the SACRED FLAME (don’t want anything to happen to it during a fight) as well as the NOTES, before attacking the RUNED SHADOWBEAR in a rather ORDINARY manner." href="?p=2305"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Put down the SACRED FLAME (don’t want anything to happen to it during a fight) as well as the NOTES, before attacking the RUNED SHADOWBEAR in a rather ORDINARY manner.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">226&gt; <strong><a title="Runed-Bearcolyte: Continue being satisfactorily bear-like." href="?p=2312"><span style="color: black;">Runed-Bearcolyte: Continue being satisfactorily bear-like.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">227&gt; <strong><a title="RUNED SHADOWBEAR: Claim the SACRED FLAME for yourself." href="?p=2319"><span style="color: black;">RUNED SHADOWBEAR: Claim the SACRED FLAME for yourself.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">228&gt; <strong><a title="SM: AFTER HIM!!!" href="?p=2326"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: AFTER HIM!!!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">229&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Turn on the Electro-Torch MG made for you. Or failing that, just light a normal torch." href="?p=2332"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Turn on the Electro-Torch MG made for you. Or failing that, just light a normal torch.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">230&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Use your opponents glowing eye as an improvised torch." href="?p=2338"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Use your opponents glowing eye as an improvised torch.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">231&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Light the room using the FLAMES OF YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT!" href="?p=2344"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Light the room using the FLAMES OF YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">232&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Go into the OPTIONS MENU. Adjust brightness settings." href="?p=2358"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Go into the OPTIONS MENU. Adjust brightness settings.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">233&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2364"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">234&gt; <strong><a title="SM: DASHING STRIKE SHADOWBEAR 1 on the way to the southern door." href="?p=2369"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: DASHING STRIKE SHADOWBEAR 1 on the way to the southern door.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">235&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Try the easy fix and hit it again." href="?p=2375"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Try the easy fix and hit it again.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">236&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Quickly use SIDEWINDER SIDESTRIKE to take him out and keep up your rhythm!" href="?p=2380"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Quickly use SIDEWINDER SIDESTRIKE to take him out and keep up your rhythm!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">237&gt; <strong><a title="SM: first, notice oncoming malefactors. Then, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!" href="?p=2385"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: first, notice oncoming malefactors. Then, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">238&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2390"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">239&gt; <strong><a title="SM: TEASE the shadowbears staring at you from the other side of the door" href="?p=2396"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: TEASE the shadowbears staring at you from the other side of the door</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">240&gt; <strong><a title="Proceed down the hall" href="?p=2401"><span style="color: sienna;">Proceed down the hall</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">241&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Ninja-roll through the door next to the dead end, striking a badass pose as you come to your feet to intimidate the room at large" href="?p=2407"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Ninja-roll through the door next to the dead end, striking a badass pose as you come to your feet to intimidate the room at large</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">242&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2412"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">243&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Set an auto adjust macro to adjust the Gamma brightness setting based on presence/lack of light source." href="?p=2420"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Set an auto adjust macro to adjust the Gamma brightness setting based on presence/lack of light source.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">244&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Stop reading about the latest POLITICAL SCANDALS over the SHADOWBEAR’s shoulder, and either ask for the POLITICAL MAGAZINE so you can read it normally or say hello to the SHADOWBEAR." href="?p=2425"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Stop reading about the latest POLITICAL SCANDALS over the SHADOWBEAR’s shoulder, and either ask for the POLITICAL MAGAZINE so you can read it normally or say hello to the SHADOWBEAR.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">245&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2431"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">246&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Repeatedly decry FILTHY, FILTHY FILTHINESS of the material in a manner that is PERHAPS SLIGHTLY MORE LASCIVIOUS THAN NECESSARY" href="?p=2437"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Repeatedly decry FILTHY, FILTHY FILTHINESS of the material in a manner that is PERHAPS SLIGHTLY MORE LASCIVIOUS THAN NECESSARY</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">247&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2444"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">248&gt; <strong><a title="Shadowbear: Declare NAME and PHYSICAL FEATURE that separates you from other SHADOWBEARS to gain CHARACTER ARMOR." href="?p=2450"><span style="color: black;">Shadowbear: Declare NAME and PHYSICAL FEATURE that separates you from other SHADOWBEARS to gain CHARACTER ARMOR.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">249&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2457"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">250&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2462"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">251&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Use the CANDLE to light the TORCH on the wall." href="?p=2469"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Use the CANDLE to light the TORCH on the wall.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">252&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Investigate the CUPBOARD." href="?p=2474"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Investigate the CUPBOARD.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">253&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Realize too late that you were a little harsh on that SHADOWBEAR. Write an APOLOGETIC NOTE." href="?p=2479"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Realize too late that you were a little harsh on that SHADOWBEAR. Write an APOLOGETIC NOTE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">254&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Take RUSTY SLINKY." href="?p=2485"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Take RUSTY SLINKY.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">255&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Remember that you have a mission to complete." href="?p=2490"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Remember that you have a mission to complete.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">256&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Take TORCH and RAZOR RAPIERS." href="?p=2496"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Take TORCH and RAZOR RAPIERS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">257&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Completely ignore the SHADOWBEAR. He is dumb and ugly and probably full of COOTIES. Completely refuse to acknowledge his existence. In fact, you don’t even see any SHADOWBEARS around here. What is a "SHADOWBEAR” even supposed to be, huh?" href="?p=2501"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Completely ignore the SHADOWBEAR. He is dumb and ugly and probably full of COOTIES. Completely refuse to acknowledge his existence. In fact, you don’t even see any SHADOWBEARS around here. What is a “SHADOWBEAR” even supposed to be, huh?</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">258&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2506"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">259&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2511"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">260&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2516"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">261&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Give CADDYBEAR your excess SWORDS. No use lugging them all around now that you have him right? Also, light the TORCH with the CANDLE and give it to CB." href="?p=2521"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Give CADDYBEAR your excess SWORDS. No use lugging them all around now that you have him right? Also, light the TORCH with the CANDLE and give it to CB.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">262&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2524"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">263&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Finish fully exploring the rest of this side-passage." href="?p=2560"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Finish fully exploring the rest of this side-passage.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">264&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Poke it." href="?p=2565"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Poke it.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">265&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Thoroughly examine the OMINOUS BLACK SPHERE. Because it’s obviously important and you are totally not delaying fighting the LARGE SHADOWBEAR HORDE that has likely gained REINFORCEMENTS by now." href="?p=2573"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Thoroughly examine the OMINOUS BLACK SPHERE. Because it’s obviously important and you are totally not delaying fighting the LARGE SHADOWBEAR HORDE that has likely gained REINFORCEMENTS by now.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">266&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Explore this new area." href="?p=2624"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Explore this new area.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">267&gt; <strong><a title="CB: Light dem torches, yo." href="?p=2629"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: Light dem torches, yo.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">268&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Replace SPEAR with a SPARE SWORD." href="?p=2634"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Replace SPEAR with a SPARE SWORD.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">269&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Examine writing on the SPARKLY CHESTS." href="?p=2640"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Examine writing on the SPARKLY CHESTS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">270&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Do your proper duty as a PROTAGONIST and LOOT CHESTS." href="?p=2646"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Do your proper duty as a PROTAGONIST and LOOT CHESTS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">271&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Don FORESHADOWED ARMOR." href="?p=2656"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Don FORESHADOWED ARMOR.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">272&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Matey, what you can’t see can still kill you. Examine offscreen blindness." href="?p=2661"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Matey, what you can’t see can still kill you. Examine offscreen blindness.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">273&gt; <strong><a title="SM: There still be two more chests needing some Tender Loving Looting, Arrrrr…." href="?p=2669"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: There still be two more chests needing some Tender Loving Looting, Arrrrr….</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">274&gt; <strong><a title="CB: Assert your rights as a SECONDARY PROTAGONIST and LOOT a CHEST of your own." href="?p=2676"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: Assert your rights as a SECONDARY PROTAGONIST and LOOT a CHEST of your own.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">275&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Continue SYSTEMATIC LOOTING of CHESTS." href="?p=2681"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Continue SYSTEMATIC LOOTING of CHESTS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">276&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2688"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">277&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Use boss monster weapon!" href="?p=2695"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Use boss monster weapon!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">278&gt; <strong><a title="DEMONBEAR: improvise! Rip a colum from its place and use it as a giant mace!" href="?p=2703"><span style="color: black;">DEMONBEAR: improvise! Rip a colum from its place and use it as a giant mace!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">279&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Wait until boss swings at you, then use resulting quicktime event to dodge the attack, roll under his legs, and hamstring him." href="?p=2715"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Wait until boss swings at you, then use resulting quicktime event to dodge the attack, roll under his legs, and hamstring him.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">280&gt; <strong><a title="DB: Call upon your unholy allies!" href="?p=2721"><span style="color: black;">DB: Call upon your unholy allies!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">281&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Health potions. Many health potions. All of the health potions." href="?p=2731"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Health potions. Many health potions. All of the health potions.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">282&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Create multiple clones of SM to draw the enemy’s attention." href="?p=2736"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Create multiple clones of SM to draw the enemy’s attention.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">283&gt; <strong><a title="DB: moar minions? Y/N?" href="?p=2741"><span style="color: black;">DB: moar minions? Y/N?</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">284&gt; <strong><a title="SM&CB: HAVE NO CLUE how to deal with PHASE ONE and GET CURBSTOMPED." href="?p=2746"><span style="color: sienna;">SM&CB: HAVE NO CLUE how to deal with PHASE ONE and GET CURBSTOMPED.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">285&gt; <strong><a title="CB: Bring to bear your MIGHTY POWER against the enemy." href="?p=2753"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: Bring to bear your MIGHTY POWER against the enemy.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">286&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Fancy a sword." href="?p=2758"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Fancy a sword.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">287&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2764"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">288&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2770"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">289&gt; <strong><a title="CB: notice CONVENIENTLY LOCATED ANTI-BOSS TOOL." href="?p=2782"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: notice CONVENIENTLY LOCATED ANTI-BOSS TOOL.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">290&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Turn the air and the darkness around you into powerful swords and strike down the enemy." href="?p=2787"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Turn the air and the darkness around you into powerful swords and strike down the enemy.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">291&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Unleash a HEROIC STUNT for extra damage and charges for your CALIBRATING CLAYMORE!" href="?p=2796"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Unleash a HEROIC STUNT for extra damage and charges for your CALIBRATING CLAYMORE!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">292&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2802"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">293&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2808"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">294&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2813"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">295&gt; <strong><a title="SM: There’s no shame in running away… well… except for the inherent shame of cowardice…" href="?p=2818"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: There’s no shame in running away… well… except for the inherent shame of cowardice…</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">296&gt; <strong><a title="…but still leg it and go grind some moar!" href="?p=2827"><span style="color: sienna;">…but still leg it and go grind some moar!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">297&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2832"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">298&gt; <strong><a title="MG: “Fix” the machine." href="?p=2838"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: “Fix” the machine.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">299&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Introduce NEW ADDITIONS to TEAM!" href="?p=2846"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Introduce NEW ADDITIONS to TEAM!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">300&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Combine CCs #003 and #004!" href="?p=2846"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Combine CCs #003 and #004!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">301&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Attempt to purchase ZEPHYRUS CHOCOLATE MINT DELIGHT GENCOLA in the hopes of obtaining BANANA-RASBERRY RUMPUS RUMBLE GENCOLA instead." href="?p=2858"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Attempt to purchase ZEPHYRUS CHOCOLATE MINT DELIGHT GENCOLA in the hopes of obtaining BANANA-RASBERRY RUMPUS RUMBLE GENCOLA instead.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">302&gt; <strong><a title="MG: explain the absence of CC#002" href="?p=2864"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: explain the absence of CC#002</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">303&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Recall recent past." href="?p=2876"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Recall recent past.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">304&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Initiate traumatic flashback sequence of CC#002. Attempt to garner RP XP to further min maxing capabilities and optimize primary munchkinery game progression expediency paradigms." href="?p=2881"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Initiate traumatic flashback sequence of CC#002. Attempt to garner RP XP to further min maxing capabilities and optimize primary munchkinery game progression expediency paradigms.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">305&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Recall less-recent past." href="?p=2887"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Recall less-recent past.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">306&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Collect the HUGE FLIPPIN’ SWORD, it might be a QUEST ITEM." href="?p=2893"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Collect the HUGE FLIPPIN’ SWORD, it might be a QUEST ITEM.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">307&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Walk through door, get Tackle-hugged by CC #002, the least min-maxed CC ever." href="?p=2898"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Walk through door, get Tackle-hugged by CC #002, the least min-maxed CC ever.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">308&gt; <strong><a title="CC#001: Recall what happened to CC#002, since MG is little help on that." href="?p=2905"><span style="color: black;">CC#001: Recall what happened to CC#002, since MG is little help on that.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">309&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Talk to the mole rat. At least he isn’t naked." href="?p=2910"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Talk to the mole rat. At least he isn’t naked.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">310&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Use in-game GENMAIL feature to send the COLOSSAL CHOPPER to SM." href="?p=2920"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Use in-game GENMAIL feature to send the COLOSSAL CHOPPER to SM.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">311&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Check DEPARTURE BOARD (currently offscreen) for time until next train." href="?p=2925"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Check DEPARTURE BOARD (currently offscreen) for time until next train.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">312&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Recruit glitched mole rat into adventuring party." href="?p=2930"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Recruit glitched mole rat into adventuring party.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">313&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2936"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">314&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Open the door and jump. This distraction will likely take far too long." href="?p=2951"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Open the door and jump. This distraction will likely take far too long.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">315&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Cautiously peek at off screen location. You’re not getting distracted. You are just focusing on something else." href="?p=2960"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Cautiously peek at off screen location. You’re not getting distracted. You are just focusing on something else.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">316&gt; <strong><a title="MG: There is a BOX. As an adventurer, you are OBLIGED to LOOT it!" href="?p=2965"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: There is a BOX. As an adventurer, you are OBLIGED to LOOT it!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">317&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Go IMMERSIFY self in IMMERSION." href="?p=2970"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Go IMMERSIFY self in IMMERSION.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">318&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2976"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">319&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Take the dead rat’s hat and wear it. It’s the coolest hat you’ve ever seen." href="?p=2981"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Take the dead rat’s hat and wear it. It’s the coolest hat you’ve ever seen.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">320&gt; <strong><a title="MG: IMMERSIFY self in MYSTERY." href="?p=2987"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: IMMERSIFY self in MYSTERY.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">321&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=2993"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">322&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Let CC#003 play detective, get a drink from the WATER TANK on the wall." href="?p=3006"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Let CC#003 play detective, get a drink from the WATER TANK on the wall.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">323&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3011"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">324&gt; <strong><a title="Mole Rat with bloody Pickaxe: Confess." href="?p=3017"><span style="color: black;">Mole Rat with bloody Pickaxe: Confess.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">325&gt; <strong><a title="Dispenser: DISPENSE justice." href="?p=3023"><span style="color: black;">Dispenser: DISPENSE justice.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">326&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Internet Search, STAT!" href="?p=3029"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Internet Search, STAT!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">327&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Shoot to cripple everyone in the carriage, in the hope that they start making sense." href="?p=3036"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Shoot to cripple everyone in the carriage, in the hope that they start making sense.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">328&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3042"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #b89c00;"><p style="text-align: left;">329&gt; <strong><a title="JH: Ambush them." href="?p=3048"><span style="color: #b89c00;">JH: Ambush them.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">330&gt; <strong><a title="Everyone: disembark train." href="?p=3053"><span style="color: black;">Everyone: disembark train.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">331&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Hurry onto the bridge." href="?p=3059"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Hurry onto the bridge.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">332&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3064"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">333&gt; <strong><a title="CIN’Q'TAI THE SOUL-DEVOURER, FIRST AND LEAST OF THE TWELVE GUARDIANS OF DRAWBRIDGE BANE: Bar progress." href="?p=3072"><span style="color: black;">CIN’Q'TAI THE SOUL-DEVOURER, FIRST AND LEAST OF THE TWELVE GUARDIANS OF DRAWBRIDGE BANE: Bar progress.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">334&gt; <strong><a title="CC#003 & CC#004: Time to shine. Electrify the gun and lay down covering fire." href="?p=3078"><span style="color: black;">CC#003 & CC#004: Time to shine. Electrify the gun and lay down covering fire.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">335&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3084"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">336&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Use Overheat to disable Ci’q'Tai’s gun, then send in your minions!" href="?p=3089"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Use Overheat to disable Ci’q'Tai’s gun, then send in your minions!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">337&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Quick! SET SOMETHING ON FIRE!" href="?p=3097"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Quick! SET SOMETHING ON FIRE!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">338&gt; <strong><a title="CC#001: Initiate Ripshredkill sequence by surfing on the next gauss bullet CC#003/4 fires!!" href="?p=3102"><span style="color: black;">CC#001: Initiate Ripshredkill sequence by surfing on the next gauss bullet CC#003/4 fires!!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">339&gt; <strong><a title="CQT: Contemplate your life while calmly shooting and preparing to devour." href="?p=3109"><span style="color: black;">CQT: Contemplate your life while calmly shooting and preparing to devour.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: red;"><p style="text-align: left;">340&gt; <strong><a title="Previously Unseen Opposing Player: Show up with the second train, gawk at the glitches surrounding MG." href="?p=3121"><span style="color: red;">Previously Unseen Opposing Player: Show up with the second train, gawk at the glitches surrounding MG.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">341&gt; <strong><a title="CQT: Wonder if you and your brothers have counterparts on the other four bridges." href="?p=3127"><span style="color: black;">CQT: Wonder if you and your brothers have counterparts on the other four bridges.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">342&gt; <strong><a title="CQT: After this much gunfire underleveled players and most minions are ready for harvesting. Obey PREPROGRAMMED COMBAT ROUTINE and attempt to DEVOUR SOULS." href="?p=3132"><span style="color: black;">CQT: After this much gunfire underleveled players and most minions are ready for harvesting. Obey PREPROGRAMMED COMBAT ROUTINE and attempt to DEVOUR SOULS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">343&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Have the feeling that somebody just thought of gawking at you. Consider gawking back." href="?p=3138"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Have the feeling that somebody just thought of gawking at you. Consider gawking back.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">344&gt; <strong><a title="CQT: DEVIATE FROM NORM anyways." href="?p=3143"><span style="color: black;">CQT: DEVIATE FROM NORM anyways.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">345&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3150"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">346&gt; <strong><a title="CQT: DEVIATE MOAR! PET C#001 lovingly, but not on the BLADE." href="?p=3157"><span style="color: black;">CQT: DEVIATE MOAR! PET C#001 lovingly, but not on the BLADE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">347&gt; <strong><a title="Minions: FOR THE GLORY OF THE MAKER! CLEANSE! PURGE! KILL!" href="?p=3162"><span style="color: black;">Minions: FOR THE GLORY OF THE MAKER! CLEANSE! PURGE! KILL!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">348&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3168"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">349&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Examine new HOVERING HARRIER CHASSIS" href="?p=3175"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Examine new HOVERING HARRIER CHASSIS</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">350&gt; <strong><a title="SOUL OF CIN’Q'TAI: Move on to the next world" href="?p=3181"><span style="color: black;">SOUL OF CIN’Q'TAI: Move on to the next world</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">351&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3187"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">352&gt; <strong><a title="REFA’ARSTIN THE BLOODY, SECOND AND YOUNGEST GUARDIAN OF DRAWBRIDGE BANE: Bar progress." href="?p=3193"><span style="color: black;">REFA’ARSTIN THE BLOODY, SECOND AND YOUNGEST GUARDIAN OF DRAWBRIDGE BANE: Bar progress.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">353&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Create HH#001 … Or would it be #005 since you already have 1-4 filled up?" href="?p=3198"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Create HH#001 … Or would it be #005 since you already have 1-4 filled up?</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">354&gt; <strong><a title="REFA’ARSTIN: Rage at your elder brother’s failure to stop such a pathetic intruder." href="?p=3206"><span style="color: black;">REFA’ARSTIN: Rage at your elder brother’s failure to stop such a pathetic intruder.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">355&gt; <strong><a title="Someone: Appear" href="?p=3212"><span style="color: black;">Someone: Appear</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">356&gt; <strong><a title="REFA’ARSTIN: You are angry at the BRIDGE. Kill the BRIDGE." href="?p=3218"><span style="color: black;">REFA’ARSTIN: You are angry at the BRIDGE. Kill the BRIDGE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">357&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Continue working for the next few minutes, then move along." href="?p=3223"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Continue working for the next few minutes, then move along.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">358&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Your new minion might not be able to take HEAVY WEAPONS, but I see no restrictions on how many LIGHT WEAPONS you can stack on there. Load ‘er up!" href="?p=3229"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Your new minion might not be able to take HEAVY WEAPONS, but I see no restrictions on how many LIGHT WEAPONS you can stack on there. Load ‘er up!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">359&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Continue being awesome." href="?p=3234"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Continue being awesome.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">360&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Combine Megaphone and Gun Rogue Cores to build a miniature gattling gun with sonic bullets. Min damage and accuracy, Max firerate and heatsink." href="?p=3240"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Combine Megaphone and Gun Rogue Cores to build a miniature gattling gun with sonic bullets. Min damage and accuracy, Max firerate and heatsink.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">361&gt; <strong><a title="CC’s #001-4: Glare at the newcomer, who does it think it is? All floaty like that. The DISPENSER gets away with it because it helps the mistress create and heal you, but the heck is THIS thing for!?" href="?p=3245"><span style="color: black;">CC’s #001-4: Glare at the newcomer, who does it think it is? All floaty like that. The DISPENSER gets away with it because it helps the mistress create and heal you, but the heck is THIS thing for!?</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">362&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Move on, but don’t forget that there’s another guardian waiting." href="?p=3250"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Move on, but don’t forget that there’s another guardian waiting.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">363&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3255"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">364&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Throw down a SPURIOUS SHIELD to get some space, then counter-attack with your standalone rockets!" href="?p=3261"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Throw down a SPURIOUS SHIELD to get some space, then counter-attack with your standalone rockets!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">365&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Order MINIONS to DEFEND." href="?p=3266"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Order MINIONS to DEFEND.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">366&gt; <strong><a title="Dispenser: Have positive opinion on HH#005." href="?p=3272"><span style="color: black;">Dispenser: Have positive opinion on HH#005.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">367&gt; <strong><a title="Minions: Mop up." href="?p=3277"><span style="color: black;">Minions: Mop up.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">368&gt; <strong><a title="RFT: Don’t get Mopped Up. RAGE KILL DESTROY instead." href="?p=3282"><span style="color: black;">RFT: Don’t get Mopped Up. RAGE KILL DESTROY instead.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">369&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Sit back and enjoy GenCola." href="?p=3288"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Sit back and enjoy GenCola.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">370&gt; <strong><a title="CLOCKWORK CLOUD OF CARNAGE: Declare Victor." href="?p=3293"><span style="color: black;">CLOCKWORK CLOUD OF CARNAGE: Declare Victor.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">371&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3298"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">372&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3305"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">373&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3310"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">374&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Grimly recall recent past" href="?p=3316"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Grimly recall recent past</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">375&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3322"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">376&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3328"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">377&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3335"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">378&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3340"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">379&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Switch to Suave Spy, Stealth, and confront the enemy!" href="?p=3345"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Switch to Suave Spy, Stealth, and confront the enemy!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">380&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3352"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">381&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Find the time to talk." href="?p=3358"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Find the time to talk.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">382&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Hurry up or she will ruin everything!" href="?p=3364"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Hurry up or she will ruin everything!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #e012d6;"><p style="text-align: left;">383&gt; <strong><a title="PERSON WHO WAS TALKING TO JH WHEN HE WAS HARASSING THE TEAM: Be more relevant." href="?p=3372"><span style="color: #e012d6;">PERSON WHO WAS TALKING TO JH WHEN HE WAS HARASSING THE TEAM: Be more relevant.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">384&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Take out a guard in a stealthy manner, pull him behind a corner, and take his clothes." href="?p=3395"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Take out a guard in a stealthy manner, pull him behind a corner, and take his clothes.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">385&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Say hello to your fellow Mechanoguards." href="?p=3400"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Say hello to your fellow Mechanoguards.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">386&gt; <strong><a title="MG: consult guides for a faster way to take out the Guardians of Drawbridge Bane." href="?p=3409"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: consult guides for a faster way to take out the Guardians of Drawbridge Bane.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">387&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Attempt to find sector D_157_2, where the humans you want to shoot are." href="?p=3421"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Attempt to find sector D_157_2, where the humans you want to shoot are.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">388&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3426"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">389&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Quick, don’t think. Switch to INEPT INFORMER and immediately snipe the enemies with your PISTOL." href="?p=3433"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Quick, don’t think. Switch to INEPT INFORMER and immediately snipe the enemies with your PISTOL.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">390&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3438"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">391&gt; <strong><a title="LI’L CONSTRUCT: Sound alarm in a CLOYINGLY ADORABLE fashion." href="?p=3443"><span style="color: black;">LI’L CONSTRUCT: Sound alarm in a CLOYINGLY ADORABLE fashion.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">392&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Give this young ensouled construct a rousing speech about eliminating the weaker team first, point her to sector D_175_5… or wherever that team is." href="?p=3453"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Give this young ensouled construct a rousing speech about eliminating the weaker team first, point her to sector D_175_5… or wherever that team is.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">393&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3459"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">394&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Activate the HIDDEN SMOKE BOMB in your SHOES." href="?p=3465"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Activate the HIDDEN SMOKE BOMB in your SHOES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">395&gt; <strong><a title="Robo-spy: Be sad your PICK UP line did not work." href="?p=3470"><span style="color: black;">Robo-spy: Be sad your PICK UP line did not work.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">396&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Crazy time, Superglue the smoking shoe to your enemy’s face." href="?p=3480"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Crazy time, Superglue the smoking shoe to your enemy’s face.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">397&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Tackle the spy bot over the side and use its body to absorb the impact of the fall. Quip about any fall you’re able to walk away from." href="?p=3485"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Tackle the spy bot over the side and use its body to absorb the impact of the fall. Quip about any fall you’re able to walk away from.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">398&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3490"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">399&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Use the wrist-watch grappling hook thingie to snag some passing scenery, quip about how all romances quickly “fall flat”." href="?p=3498"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Use the wrist-watch grappling hook thingie to snag some passing scenery, quip about how all romances quickly “fall flat”.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">400&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3504"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">401&gt; <strong><a title="CONVENIENT POOL OF WATER: Be at the bottom of the fall." href="?p=3509"><span style="color: black;">CONVENIENT POOL OF WATER: Be at the bottom of the fall.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">402&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3514"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">403&gt; <strong><a title="OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS: Rear your ugly head." href="?p=3519"><span style="color: black;">OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS: Rear your ugly head.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">404&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Shoot the flamethrower tank" href="?p=3524"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Shoot the flamethrower tank</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">405&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Obviously you need more fire to do this job. Oh! Quip about that and keep shooting!" href="?p=3598"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Obviously you need more fire to do this job. Oh! Quip about that and keep shooting!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">406&gt; <strong><a title="BH: You can roll with this. Catch some enemies on fire with your fire and inform them that their plan has backfired." href="?p=3605"><span style="color: blue;">BH: You can roll with this. Catch some enemies on fire with your fire and inform them that their plan has backfired.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">407&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3617"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">408&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3623"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">409&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3628"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">410&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Right is always right. Stealth and start exploring… to the right." href="?p=3633"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Right is always right. Stealth and start exploring… to the right.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">411&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3638"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">412&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Verify his story with a paradox! Ensouled Constructs can’t resist paradoxes." href="?p=3644"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Verify his story with a paradox! Ensouled Constructs can’t resist paradoxes.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">413&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Do a merry dance while you get the key." href="?p=3650"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Do a merry dance while you get the key.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">414&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3655"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">415&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3660"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">416&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Pick up the "Key"" href="?p=3667"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Pick up the "Key"</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">417&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3673"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">418&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Use key with guard to unlock his death!" href="?p=3678"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Use key with guard to unlock his death!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">419&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3693"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">420&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Kawarimi no Jutsu!" href="?p=3696"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Kawarimi no Jutsu!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">421&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3704"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">422&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3715"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">423&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Return your foot to your shoe, whether or not you get it off his head first" href="?p=3718"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Return your foot to your shoe, whether or not you get it off his head first</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">424&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Remove your foe's faceplate." href="?p=3728"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Remove your foe's faceplate.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">425&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Return faceplate with EXTREME Prejudice" href="?p=3733"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Return faceplate with <span style="color: red;">EXTREME</span> Prejudice</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">426&gt; <strong><a title="RS: Make a Portal reference." href="?p=3742"><span style="color: black;">RS: Make a Portal reference.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">427&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Detonate faceplate." href="?p=3749"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Detonate faceplate.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">428&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3755"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">429&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3760"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">430&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Tie your tie around your cheek to stop the bleeding, then pick up the KEY and head back to the DUNGEON CELLS." href="?p=3765"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Tie your tie around your cheek to stop the bleeding, then pick up the KEY and head back to the DUNGEON CELLS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">431&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Check Genre Grid." href="?p=3770"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Check Genre Grid.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">432&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3776"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">433&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3782"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">434&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3787"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">435&gt; <strong><a title="TM: Keep being creepy." href="?p=3792"><span style="color: black;">TM: Keep being creepy.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">436&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Nothing is more sneaky than a GIANT EXPLOSION. Explode the ceiling with an explosion so explosive that just looking at the explosive explosion will explode your mind. Then sneak out with a grappling hook." href="?p=3799"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Nothing is more sneaky than a GIANT EXPLOSION. Explode the ceiling with an explosion so explosive that just looking at the explosive explosion will explode your mind. Then sneak out with a grappling hook.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">437&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3805"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">438&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3811"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">439&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3816"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">440&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3822"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">441&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3828"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">442&gt; <strong><a title="SM: recall recent past" href="?p=3833"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: recall recent past</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">443&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Dispatch the enemy with great efficiency – then find there was a second demonbear." href="?p=3838"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Dispatch the enemy with great efficiency – then find there was a second demonbear.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">444&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3843"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">445&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Use the DISARMING STRIKE ability to cause the RUNED BEAR to drop the light. You need that thing bad." href="?p=3848"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Use the DISARMING STRIKE ability to cause the RUNED BEAR to drop the light. You need that thing bad.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">446&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3854"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">447&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Drop into EMANCIPATED EARWIG and lure them in with a TEASING TAUNT, then counterattack with your new Mastery ability CATACLYSMIC CLAYMORE CUT." href="?p=3859"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Drop into EMANCIPATED EARWIG and lure them in with a TEASING TAUNT, then counterattack with your new Mastery ability CATACLYSMIC CLAYMORE CUT.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">448&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3864"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">449&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3875"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">450&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Use RAPACIOUS RENDING REVENGE with a Rapier- they’ll get alliteration, whether they asked for it or not." href="?p=3880"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Use RAPACIOUS RENDING REVENGE with a Rapier- they’ll get alliteration, whether they asked for it or not.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">451&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3885"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">452&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3890"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">453&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Quick use your hidden weapon, ASSONANCE." href="?p=3895"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Quick use your hidden weapon, ASSONANCE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">454&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Quick use your hidden weapon, ASSONANCE." href="?p=3901"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Quick use your hidden weapon, ASSONANCE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">455&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3907"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">456&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3912"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">457&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Duck" href="?p=3917"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Duck</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">458&gt; <strong><a title="DUCK: SM" href="?p=3922"><span style="color: black;">DUCK: SM</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">459&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3928"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">460&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Use SPELL DISPELL to DISPELL the SPELL." href="?p=3936"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Use SPELL DISPELL to DISPELL the SPELL.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">461&gt; <strong><a title="CB: BEARATE your fellow ursines for continuing with their evil ways." href="?p=3948"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: BEARATE your fellow ursines for continuing with their evil ways.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">462&gt; <strong><a title="RB and DB: Play keep-away with CB’s hat." href="?p=3956"><span style="color: black;">RB and DB: Play keep-away with CB’s hat.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">463&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3961"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">464&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=3966"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: red;"><p style="text-align: left;">465&gt; <strong><a title="MH: Ignore this command." href="?p=3973"><span style="color: red;">MH: Ignore this command.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: red;"><p style="text-align: left;">466&gt; <strong><a title="KB: Show awkward reluctance over fighting a GIRL." href="?p=3978"><span style="color: red;">KB: Show awkward reluctance over fighting a GIRL.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">467&gt; <strong><a title="CB: use your TORCH to begin melting the ICE CUBE." href="?p=3984"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: use your TORCH to begin melting the ICE CUBE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: red;"><p style="text-align: left;">468&gt; <strong><a title="KB: Beat the DEMONBEAR into SM’s SWORD that is sticking out of the ICE for MASSIVE DAMAGE." href="?p=3990"><span style="color: red;">KB: Beat the DEMONBEAR into SM’s SWORD that is sticking out of the ICE for MASSIVE DAMAGE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">469&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Dramatically break free from the ice and dazzle the battlefield with a vicious BIFROST BREAKER!" href="?p=3996"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Dramatically break free from the ice and dazzle the battlefield with a vicious BIFROST BREAKER!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">470&gt; <strong><a title="DB: New opponent! Direct AGGRO to new target and summon additional ADDS." href="?p=4001"><span style="color: black;">DB: New opponent! Direct AGGRO to new target and summon additional ADDS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: red;"><p style="text-align: left;">471&gt; <strong><a title="KB: Attempt to decide if you should be a MAN and help your opponent, or just SUCKER PUNCH her." href="?p=4009"><span style="color: red;">KB: Attempt to decide if you should be a MAN and help your opponent, or just SUCKER PUNCH her.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">472&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Start a temporary TRUCE with the BOSS until KB is stopped." href="?p=4014"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Start a temporary TRUCE with the BOSS until KB is stopped.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">473&gt; <strong><a title="SM: You don’t have time for this CONVERSATION or this BOSS! You need to get the SACRED FLAMES back pronto, or else this WHOLE TRIP is a wash!" href="?p=4163"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: You don’t have time for this CONVERSATION or this BOSS! You need to get the SACRED FLAMES back pronto, or else this WHOLE TRIP is a wash!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">474&gt; <strong><a title="Gencorp: Something’s wrong! emergency shut down of all gengame servers!" href="?p=5052"><span style="color: black;">Gencorp: Something’s wrong! emergency shut down of all gengame servers!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">475&gt; <strong><a title="Gengame: SHIFT into the next PHASE" href="?p=5053"><span style="color: black;">Gengame: SHIFT into the next PHASE</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">476&gt; <strong><a title="==&gt;" href="?p=5054"><span style="color: black;">==&gt;</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">477&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Punch out KB- but do it with a SWORD." href="?p=5089"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Punch out KB- but do it with a SWORD.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">478&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Draw UNLIT SACRED SWORD OF THE BEARCOLITES and attack one of the two SACRED FLAMES!" href="?p=5116"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Draw UNLIT SACRED SWORD OF THE BEARCOLITES and attack one of the two SACRED FLAMES!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">479&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Okay, it’s time to focus. Remember the first rule is: don’t get hit. You can’t lose the fight if they can’t touch you. The second rule? Counterattack with a vengeance. Go defensive and let the boss bears distract KB so you can grab the flames and secure your victory!" href="?p=5126"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Okay, it’s time to focus. Remember the first rule is: don’t get hit. You can’t lose the fight if they can’t touch you. The second rule? Counterattack with a vengeance. Go defensive and let the boss bears distract KB so you can grab the flames and secure your victory!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: red;"><p style="text-align: left;">480&gt; <strong><a title="KB: Subtly DIVIDE FOCUS, maintaining a vigilant eye on SM while checking out the exact origins of the incoming HURLED SPIKES." href="?p=5138"><span style="color: red;">KB: Subtly DIVIDE FOCUS, maintaining a vigilant eye on SM while checking out the exact origins of the incoming HURLED SPIKES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">481&gt; <strong><a title="SM: While KB has divided his FOCUS, use your GATHERED FOCUS to strike between his POINTS OF FOCUS for improved CRIT CHANCE!" href="?p=5146"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: While KB has divided his FOCUS, use your GATHERED FOCUS to strike between his POINTS OF FOCUS for improved CRIT CHANCE!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: red;"><p style="text-align: left;">482&gt; <strong><a title="KB: Spring forth and save the woman from the foul bear with a MANLY PUNCH, without losing FOCUS." href="?p=5161"><span style="color: red;">KB: Spring forth and save the woman from the foul bear with a MANLY PUNCH, without losing FOCUS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">483&gt; <strong><a title="CB: Hand your MISTRESS a SWORD." href="?p=5168"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: Hand your MISTRESS a SWORD.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: red;"><p style="text-align: left;">484&gt; <strong><a title="KB: use your massive massive FOCUS to execute a complex TACTICAL RETREAT. remember it’s not running away, it’s good strategy." href="?p=5175"><span style="color: red;">KB: use your massive massive FOCUS to execute a complex TACTICAL RETREAT. remember it’s not running away, it’s good strategy.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">485&gt; <strong><a title="Dues Ex Machena: Appear" href="?p=5223"><span style="color: black;">Dues Ex Machena: Appear</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">486&gt; <strong><a title="SM: That spellcaster is getting annoying as all get out. Obliterate him!" href="?p=5230"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: That spellcaster is getting annoying as all get out. Obliterate him!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">487&gt; <strong><a title="CB: Show off successful combination of SWORD plus FIRE!" href="?p=5244"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: Show off successful combination of SWORD plus FIRE!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">488&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Be thrown at the TALL SHADOWBEAR and EXPLODE." href="?p=5250"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Be thrown at the TALL SHADOWBEAR and EXPLODE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">489&gt; <strong><a title="CB: Calmly hand the SACRED SWORD OF THE BEARCOLYTES to SM, then TAKE COVER behind the ICE." href="?p=5258"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: Calmly hand the SACRED SWORD OF THE BEARCOLYTES to SM, then TAKE COVER behind the ICE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">490&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Take the Sacred Sword and smite the HELL out of that Demonbear!" href="?p=5272"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Take the Sacred Sword and smite the HELL out of that Demonbear!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: red;"><p style="text-align: left;">491&gt; <strong><a title="KB: Have been around to see that. Appreciate flower petals in the most MANLY way you can." href="?p=5284"><span style="color: red;">KB: Have been around to see that. Appreciate flower petals in the most MANLY way you can.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">492&gt; <strong><a title="RB: Laugh at the fool for not realizing that your MAGICAL RUNES protect you from all things light." href="?p=5293"><span style="color: black;">RB: Laugh at the fool for not realizing that your MAGICAL RUNES protect you from all things light.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">493&gt; <strong><a title="DB: Finally a challenge! Proceed to PHASE TWO OF SCRIPTED BOSS BATTLE." href="?p=5299"><span style="color: black;">DB: Finally a challenge! Proceed to PHASE TWO OF SCRIPTED BOSS BATTLE.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">494&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Only one thing to do… build up ridiculous amounts of RHYTHM." href="?p=5324"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Only one thing to do… build up ridiculous amounts of RHYTHM.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">495&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Slot the SACRED SWORD OF THE BEARCOLYTES into the CALIBRATING CLAYMORE to create the SACRED CALIBRATING CLAYMORE OF THE BEARCOLYTES!" href="?p=5335"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Slot the SACRED SWORD OF THE BEARCOLYTES into the CALIBRATING CLAYMORE to create the SACRED CALIBRATING CLAYMORE OF THE BEARCOLYTES!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">496&gt; <strong><a title="SM: use ULTIMATE ATTACK on DEMONBEAR" href="?p=5366"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: use ULTIMATE ATTACK on DEMONBEAR</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">497&gt; <strong><a title="SM: VICTORY POSE!" href="?p=5394"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: VICTORY POSE!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">498&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Take note of current situation." href="?p=5407"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Take note of current situation.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">499&gt; <strong><a title="CB: Your duty is to gather up the GENCOLA for your mistress!" href="?p=5411"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: Your duty is to gather up the GENCOLA for your mistress!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">500&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Equip SHOULDERGUARDS, BURNING BAND, and AMAZING AMULET." href="?p=5429"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Equip SHOULDERGUARDS, BURNING BAND, and AMAZING AMULET.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">501&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Get the JUMP on him! By which I mean jump over the chasm and attack instead of wasting time “approaching”." href="?p=5441"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Get the JUMP on him! By which I mean jump over the chasm and attack instead of wasting time “approaching”.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">502&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Give a SIT-REP. And mention the new death mach- toys, found thus far." href="?p=5466"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Give a SIT-REP. And mention the new death mach- toys, found thus far.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">503&gt; <strong><a title="Dispenser: Have harem fantasies about the HOVERING HARRIERS!" href="?p=5478"><span style="color: black;">Dispenser: Have harem fantasies about the HOVERING HARRIERS!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">504&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Try to convince Av. that FILLER MINION is actually a quest item- freeing up a command slot, and bypassing him in one remarkably simple move." href="?p=5485"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Try to convince Av. that FILLER MINION is actually a quest item- freeing up a command slot, and bypassing him in one remarkably simple move.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">505&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Give him that stuff the Rat thing gave you. It’s a QUEST ITEM, even though it’s not mentioned in any GUIDES…" href="?p=5499"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Give him that stuff the Rat thing gave you. It’s a QUEST ITEM, even though it’s not mentioned in any GUIDES…</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">506&gt; <strong><a title="HH#005: Have some sort of reaction to HH#006’s idiocy." href="?p=5508"><span style="color: black;">HH#005: Have some sort of reaction to HH#006’s idiocy.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">507&gt; <strong><a title="MG: STEAMROLL past WORTHLESS TROOPS, get off that bridge at all costs!" href="?p=5519"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: STEAMROLL past WORTHLESS TROOPS, get off that bridge at all costs!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">508&gt; <strong><a title="MG: This calls for a RAMPAGE MONTAGE!" href="?p=5526"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: This calls for a RAMPAGE MONTAGE!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">509&gt; <strong><a title="Av: ACTIVATE RETRIBUTION MODE. That way, you can LEAVE the bridge to HUNT DOWN flesh bags that try to sneak by you." href="?p=5545"><span style="color: black;">Av: ACTIVATE RETRIBUTION MODE. That way, you can LEAVE the bridge to HUNT DOWN flesh bags that try to sneak by you.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">510&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Utilize MAXIMUM SUBTLETY. Which means BLOW THINGS UP!" href="?p=5558"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Utilize MAXIMUM SUBTLETY. Which means BLOW THINGS UP!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">511&gt; <strong><a title="MG: + other team: Fail to notice one another." href="?p=5569"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: + other team: Fail to notice one another.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">512&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Take careful note of the STRANGE ROBOT watching your every move. Then carry on nonchalantly down the hall. It couldn’t possibly be any trouble, just look at all that smoke pouring out of it!" href="?p=5579"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Take careful note of the STRANGE ROBOT watching your every move. Then carry on nonchalantly down the hall. It couldn’t possibly be any trouble, just look at all that smoke pouring out of it!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">513&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Take pictures of the STRANGE ROBOT in compromising positions, then switch to Inept Informer to leak the pictures to the ROBOT’s GOVERNMENT. Then switch back to Suave Spy before something horrible happens and start the blackmail!" href="?p=5611"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Take pictures of the STRANGE ROBOT in compromising positions, then switch to Inept Informer to leak the pictures to the ROBOT’s GOVERNMENT. Then switch back to Suave Spy before something horrible happens and start the blackmail!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #e012d6;"><p style="text-align: left;">514&gt; <strong><a title="SD: Like that Robot’s Style." href="?p=5619"><span style="color: #e012d6;">SD: Like that Robot’s Style.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: #e012d6;"><p style="text-align: left;">515&gt; <strong><a title="SD: Tell us your team’s full chat handles." href="?p=5634"><span style="color: #e012d6;">SD: Tell us your team’s full chat handles.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">516&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Drink the [MESSAGE REDACTED| ENJOY GENCOLA] GREN-ADE, already! You don’t want it to go bad, do you?" href="?p=5652"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Drink the [MESSAGE REDACTED| ENJOY GENCOLA] GREN-ADE, already! You don’t want it to go bad, do you?</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: seagreen;"><p style="text-align: left;">517&gt; <strong><a title="MG: Kill them for easy XP while they sit there deciding the order of battle." href="?p=5657"><span style="color: seagreen;">MG: Kill them for easy XP while they sit there deciding the order of battle.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">518&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Warn MG that she may run afoul of one of your DISTRACTIONS." href="?p=5701"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Warn MG that she may run afoul of one of your DISTRACTIONS.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">519&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Get ACTION." href="?p=5708"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Get ACTION.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">520&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Wonder where the sunglasses came from." href="?p=5745"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Wonder where the sunglasses came from.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">521&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Gain a point of suave for your comments on MG’s predicament." href="?p=5752"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Gain a point of suave for your comments on MG’s predicament.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: blue;"><p style="text-align: left;">522&gt; <strong><a title="BH: Hold MG in a tender embrace and woe your dying friend." href="?p=5759"><span style="color: blue;">BH: Hold MG in a tender embrace and woe your dying friend.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">523&gt; <strong><a title="Av: Be Distracted!" href="?p=5766"><span style="color: black;">Av: Be Distracted!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">524&gt; <strong><a title="CB: Do something useful." href="?p=5776"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: Do something useful.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">525&gt; <strong><a title="Disk: Get JOCKEYED for some SICK TUNES to help CB’s MISTRESS!" href="?p=5811"><span style="color: black;">Disk: Get JOCKEYED for some SICK TUNES to help CB’s MISTRESS!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">526&gt; <strong><a title="It: Be ON!" href="?p=5818"><span style="color: black;">It: Be ON!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">527&gt; <strong><a title="Unholy Brother Caz: Aw HAIL NAW!!!!" href="?p=5823"><span style="color: black;">Unholy Brother Caz: Aw HAIL NAW!!!!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">528&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Go grab the holy light thingy and light the HOLY BEACON." href="?p=5830"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Go grab the holy light thingy and light the HOLY BEACON.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: sienna;"><p style="text-align: left;">529&gt; <strong><a title="SM: Grab that guy’s THINGY like you own it." href="?p=5836"><span style="color: sienna;">SM: Grab that guy’s THINGY like you own it.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: darkslateblue;"><p style="text-align: left;">530&gt; <strong><a title="CB: Use your newly-gained (and literal) LIGHT-FINGEREDNESS to FILCH the SACRED FLAME for your MISTRESS!" href="?p=5843"><span style="color: darkslateblue;">CB: Use your newly-gained (and literal) LIGHT-FINGEREDNESS to FILCH the SACRED FLAME for your MISTRESS!</span></a></strong></p></span>

Showdown Index


<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">1&gt; <strong><a title="Intro: The Beginening" href="?p=5305"><span style="color: black;">Intro: The Beginening</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">2&gt; <strong><a title="Choose The Teams" href="?p=5330"><span style="color: black;">Choose The Teams</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">3&gt; <strong><a title="Choose Your Character" href="?p=5343"><span style="color: black;">Choose Your Character</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">4&gt; <strong><a title="Choose Your Modes" href="?p=5359"><span style="color: black;">Choose Your Modes</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">5&gt; <strong><a title="Chapter 1: The Really For Reals Start" href="?p=5373"><span style="color: black;">Chapter 1: The Really For Reals Start</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">6&gt; <strong><a title="Facing Down the Portmaster" href="?p=5400"><span style="color: black;">Facing Down the Portmaster</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">7&gt; <strong><a title="Fight intro: Cue the battle music!" href="?p=5417"><span style="color: black;">Fight intro: Cue the battle music!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">8&gt; <strong><a title="Physics and Falling" href="?p=5421"><span style="color: black;">Physics and Falling</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">9&gt; <strong><a title="Pete’s Defeat" href="?p=5434"><span style="color: black;">Pete’s Defeat</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">10&gt; <strong><a title="They Make it go Faster" href="?p=5450"><span style="color: black;">They Make it go Faster</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">11&gt; <strong><a title="Planets and Portents" href="?p=5471"><span style="color: black;">Planets and Portents</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">12&gt; <strong><a title="Dreamsnatching" href="?p=5491"><span style="color: black;">Dreamsnatching</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">13&gt; <strong><a title="Punching" href="?p=5531"><span style="color: black;">Punching</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">14&gt; <strong><a title="Back to the not so Distant Future" href="?p=5564"><span style="color: black;">Back to the not so Distant Future</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">15&gt; <strong><a title="Shenanigans" href="?p=5574"><span style="color: black;">Shenanigans</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">16&gt; <strong><a title="Negotiations" href="?p=5600"><span style="color: black;">Negotiations</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">17&gt; <strong><a title="I Just Like to Say Dingy" href="?p=5641"><span style="color: black;">I Just Like to Say Dingy</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">18&gt; <strong><a title="It Don’t Mean a Dingy if it Ain’t Got That Thingy" href="?p=5694"><span style="color: black;">It Don’t Mean a Dingy if it Ain’t Got That Thingy</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">19&gt; <strong><a title="One That’s Not About Dingys" href="?p=5730"><span style="color: black;">One That’s Not About Dingys</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">20&gt; <strong><a title="Derr to Say no to Guns" href="?p=5783"><span style="color: black;">Derr to Say no to Guns</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">21&gt; <strong><a title="> Go to LABORATORY and Make PROGRESS" href="?p=5793"><span style="color: black;"> > Go to LABORATORY and Make PROGRESS</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">22&gt; <strong><a title="The Precipice Gallows" href="?p=5800"><span style="color: black;">The Precipice Gallows</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">23&gt; <strong><a title="Chapter 2: Curse of the Lake Monster" href="?p=5803"><span style="color: black;">Chapter 2: Curse of the Lake Monster</span></a></strong></p></span>

Gencrawl Index


<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">1&gt; <strong><a title="GenCrawl: Start" href="?p=6051"><span style="color: black;">GenCrawl: Start</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">2&gt; <strong><a title="Hire: Be a nasty SpecFire Sorceress." href="?p=6059"><span style="color: black;">Hire: Be a nasty SpecFire Sorceress.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">3&gt; <strong><a title="Leader: Be a SENSITIVE FARMHAND" href="?p=6084"><span style="color: black;">Leader: Be a SENSITIVE FARMHAND</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">4&gt; <strong><a title="OP: Locate SHADY QUEST-GIVER in the SHADOWY CORNER of the TAVERN." href="?p=6094"><span style="color: black;">OP: Locate SHADY QUEST-GIVER in the SHADOWY CORNER of the TAVERN.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">5&gt; <strong><a title="SHADY QUEST GIVER: APPEAR in front of PARTY as they leave the TAVERN. WARN that the GOLDEN ARMORED HERO is trying to USE you for SELFISH ENDS. RECITE the ANCIENT PROPHECY. LEAVE with an OMINOUS sense of DOOM and the taste of BITTER RASPBERRIES." href="?p=6099"><span style="color: black;">SHADY QUEST GIVER: APPEAR in front of PARTY as they leave the TAVERN. WARN that the GOLDEN ARMORED HERO is trying to USE you for SELFISH ENDS. RECITE the ANCIENT PROPHECY. LEAVE with an OMINOUS sense of DOOM and the taste of BITTER RASPBERRIES.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">6&gt; <strong><a title="OP: You know the rules of dungeon-delving! Right hand rule!" href="?p=6104"><span style="color: black;">OP: You know the rules of dungeon-delving! Right hand rule!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">7&gt; <strong><a title="PACKBEAR: Offer leader UNLABELED RED VISCOUS POTION. Now’s as good a time as any to find out what it does." href="?p=6115"><span style="color: black;">PACKBEAR: Offer leader UNLABELED RED VISCOUS POTION. Now’s as good a time as any to find out what it does.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">8&gt; <strong><a title="GM: Be bored and examine what that X in the room is." href="?p=6135"><span style="color: black;">GM: Be bored and examine what that X in the room is.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">9&gt; <strong><a title="GM: Examine corpse, figure out what killed it and what it was." href="?p=6139"><span style="color: black;">GM: Examine corpse, figure out what killed it and what it was.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">10&gt; <strong><a title="SF: Examine GM’s FORK in greater detail. Try to determine whether it has any magical powers you can make use of." href="?p=6159"><span style="color: black;">SF: Examine GM’s FORK in greater detail. Try to determine whether it has any magical powers you can make use of.</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">11&gt; <strong><a title="SS: Finally! Targets to burn! Light ‘em up!" href="?p=6188"><span style="color: black;">SS: Finally! Targets to burn! Light ‘em up!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">12&gt; <strong><a title="SF: Stab out your eyes with the FORK to prevent further Sanity loss!" href="?p=6230"><span style="color: black;">SF: Stab out your eyes with the FORK to prevent further Sanity loss!</span></a></strong></p></span>

<span style="color: black;"><p style="text-align: left;">13&gt; <strong><a title="SS: I don’t think you need to be told what to do. But encase you have forgotten: Burn everything." href="?p=6301"><span style="color: black;">SS: I don’t think you need to be told what to do. But encase you have forgotten: Burn everything.</span></a></strong></p></span>